You cannot fail to notice the stride of someone affected by saddle rub – that tentativeness with each step and the slight grimace that passes across their face. You send them a smile affirming that you can totally relate and they respond back, oddly enough, with an acknowledgment that borders on pride. There is even a Facebook group dedicated to the subject!

Recently I meandered into the tack room to find a fellow rider bent over, slathering zinc ointment discreetly on her intimate area, hoping it would reduce the friction she was experiencing as she rode. As I giggled, someone else suggested using an extra thick maxi-pad to help. Then another added, “Definitely do not wear a thong, always wear cotton briefs!” I offered the frozen-bag-of-peas solution in order reduce the inflammation. Subsequently, in walks the rider’s husband who moans, “It’s one of those “not tonight honey, maybe not even this week” moments, isn’t it?”

After that comment, the conversation slid from informative straight into the gutter. We were rolling on the floor laughing, but it made me aware that this is an issue for many riders, not only in the discipline of dressage. I decided to investigate further.

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